It is three in the morning and I was having Important twitter conversations about the sundering of the Elves, so I made a HELPFUL flowchart. I didn’t include the clans and kindreds (or alternate names), but if you have an elf and you need to know what kind of elf it is, this may be helpful.
Also not included; discussions of elf racism. But basically the closer they got to Valinor, the more Tolkien liked them. Even though the entire point of the Silmarillion seems to be ‘taking the elves to Valinor was a shit idea that didn’t work out well for anyone.’
Also, there’s some blurring between groups as people sleep around with each other (and Beren), but this is at least a starting point.
odense asked: perfume, for salem. a wand for lily. snow. cookies. a hurt seagull.
I looked at this and was like, “a hurt seagull? dafu…Oh right!” XD I’m smart.
it’s just. how many times does that happen? …did they ever tell you what happened to it?
Saying “I’ll see you out there” when really - neither of them probably expect to see eachother ever again but wont give voice to the thought.
Mother has the radio on, and I keep hearing about the boston marathon.
passiveaggressivegummybear asked: Oh wow I'm having a bunch of Steve and Bucky/Achilles and Patroclus feelings this is terrible
YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE HERE
YOU JUST THINK ABOUT THIS A GODDAMNED MINUTE
BECAUSE PATROCLUS TAKES ACHILLES’ ARMOR AND HIS PLACE AND DIES IN HIS PLACE AND THEN ACHILLES IS PRETTY MUCH LIKE WELL FUCK EVERYTHING NOW LET’S JUST WATCH THE WHOLE WORLD BURN
THOUSANDS OF YEARS LATER BUCKY BARNES PICKS UP HIS BEST FRIEND’S SHIELD AND DIES FOR HIM AND SEVENTY YEARS AFTER THAT STEVE IS LIKE I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS BURNING SHIP FUCK EVERYTHING BUT THE LIFE OF THIS ONE DUDE
AND BOTH PAIRS WERE IN LOVE THEIR WHOLE DAMNED LIVES UNTIL THEY WERE IN WAR AND THEY ARE THE MODEL OF EVERY KIND OF LOVE WHETHER YOU WANT TO CALL IT ROMANTIC OR PLATONIC LET’S CALL IT FUCKING HEROIC
SWEET JESUS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WHOSOEVER HOLDS THIS HAMMER, IF SHE BE WORTHY, SHALL POSSESS THE POWER OF THOR.
ACTUAL GODDESS NATASHA ROMANOV
I always knew she was one :D
As is so often true of comics, a lot of the awesome is in the details. Natasha can’t move the Hammer when she first reaches it. What makes her worthy at the end when she apparently wasn’t worthy just seconds before? Look at panels 2-3 again. Natasha’s got that big ogre right on top of her with his club already going back to strike … and instead of shooting it to save herself, she uses her last shot to bring down the flying reptile that’s chasing that fleeing shuttle. That act of self-sacrifice in the face of certain death is what made her worthy.
Found it. This is “What If: Age of Ultron” #03
Jaw on the fucking floor.
No. We just woke up in 2014. This shit never changes.
And people ask why Israel exists…
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#this is like two parents telling a child SEE MOM AND DAD DON’T HATE EACH OTHER AND WE LOVE YOU;w;
No, but seriously, I am 100% here for a bitter and angry Charles Xavier who no longer gives a fuck. It’s like he and Erik switched roles for this movie— Erik, who we see utterly calm and serene, sure of his place in the world; Charles lashing out in rage at a world that betrayed him and the things he believed in.
Well when you put it like that…!
yes but still, the hair, why you gotta be like that
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